Cream Your Coffee

I was thinking the other day when I was making coffee. What does coffee think when I put cream in it? Me deep inside it? Do you think it says I love it when you cream my coffee? I mean watching it swirl the little tantalizing dance that it makes. Imagine if coffee and cream had a baby I'm not sure what it'd be? Probably look like Beyonce. Pretty amazing really. Coffee and cream is really a delicate thing. It's something that's so special to everyone involved all three of us it's like a weird...