David "Put Yourself First" Beckham

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom David Beckham, football star, style icon, husband of Spice Girl and friend of the Cancelled courtroom Victoria Beckham, and father of Brooklyn "Lazy Boy" Beckham. A recent documentary about David's life and career has seen millions of people around the world swoon over his perfect face, chiseled abs and sporting ability, but we are not so easily fooled. It turns out David, the naughty boy, has allegedly committed a number of crimes like cheatin', wearing a sarong at night, and moving house too many times and it's a case for the Cancelled courtroom. Do the punishments fit the crime? You decide. Plus, of course, more lazy gewl stories! THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz  Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.