162 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. If there's a clunkier title out there, we'd like to see it. The first standalone film in the Fast & Furious series, and the first Mike's seen at all, while José gave up some years ago, after seeing the first two. But José liked the trailer, and coerced Mike into accompanying him, which means that Mike now gets to force José to do something he doesn't want to one day. But, with expectations at an all-time low, Mike can confirm that he, in his words, "did not hate it". In fact, despite it being obvious trash, with an entire family of awful, lazy jokes - the extended metaphors and puerile insults that The Rock and Jason Statham trade are comedy sinkholes - there's quite a lot that charms us here. While Mike argues for the creativity and execution of the film's action, José expounds upon his fondness for its stars, on the one hand through the humour and enthusiasm of The Rock, who Mike (who writes these descriptions) refuses to call Dwayne Johnson; on the other, Statham's working class charm, which sets him apart from any other English star you'd care to name, all conspicuous products of privileged backgrounds and public schools, and none of whom can claim his level of box office power. The film travels from one character's home to another, beginning in London and moving to Samoa, leading us to discuss the film's star vehicle nature - its stars are two of its producers, and indeed, there's much in it with regards to their images that is closely controlled and orchestrated, Mike noting in particular the manner in which Hobbs, The Rock's character, annoyingly laughs off Shaw's insults, as if to say, "I'm The Rock, I'm very likeable and can take jokes". But the move to Samoa in particular is one we enjoy, especially Hobbs' slipper-wielding, affectionate mother, and the way his family and friends act as a unit and support him despite his estrangement from them. Though we happily expound upon the things we enjoyed about the film, which are several, it is far, far from valuable or unmissable. Mike notes the enthusiastic response from the audience we saw it with, a response that rendered him emotionally bleak at sharing a room with them. Hobbs & Shaw is very well-made, expensively-produced trash, and José, for one, wishes we'd all venerate trash a little less. Recorded on 1st August 2019.