#78. 網友分享好笑故事

這一集，Kevin 從 Reddit 找了幾個好笑的故事分享給各位。 ＊18 禁好笑故事 https://www.facebook.com/groups/297092928323777/ ＊戀童鬍子照片 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/english.great.easy/ --社群媒體-- 臉書粉專 https://www.facebook.com/kevin.english.podcast YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-LfXeUtpvAczV1w1yTq4eQ 故事 #1 --單字-- stapled 釘釘子 step out 走到外面 -Can we step outside for a moment? a sheet of paper flow chart 流程圖 process 流程 vary 有差異 -answers will vary 答案不一致 podium 講台 --字稿-- One day in college, the teacher had stapled answer sheets to the back of every test by mistake. A few minutes after passing the tests around, his phone rang and he stepped out. Everyone had noticed the answer sheet, and we decided that we would all use it and tear it off after. Hopefully he would never notice. So I checked each of the answers and they were all correct except for the last one. We were to draw a flow chart for a process. I checked the answer sheet, "answers will vary.” I drew my flow chart, tore off the answer sheet and walked to the front podium to turn the test in. When I got to the podium I had to know. I needed to see what everyone else had drawn for their flow chart. "answers will vary." Everyone had written that on their tests. I don't remember what the teacher did about it. 故事 #2 --單字-- mustache 嘴唇上方鬍子 wrinkly 皺皺的 tucked in 紮進去 vibe 感覺、fu not all there in the head 腦筋不對勁 manic 瘋狂的 creepy 令人起雞皮疙瘩 going through attendance 點名 mortified 驚恐 pull a prank 捉弄某人 pedophile 戀童僻的人 --字稿-- High school, Jr. Year. First day of class. Teacher walks in, it's an older wrinkly guy with a mustache. A little weird looking. His shirt is only tucked in on one side. His shirt is only tucked in on one side. Every one is just getting the wrong vibe from this guy. Like, he's not all there in the head. He's got a manic look in his eyes. He's creepy. He starts going through attendance, not looking up the whole time. Then he gets to my name. Starts to say it, then stops. Looks up, scans the room, looks directly at me. "Ah, John, I'm glad you're here. How's your family? Is your little sister still playing the piano? Is that model ship still on your dresser? Is your room still blue?” I'm shocked, mortified. I can't find the words to respond, this creeper has just described my family, and the room I sleep in at night. But anyway, the next day I find out the old crazy guy is my uncles best friend, and they and my dad decided to pull a prank on me for my first day. The teacher wasn't so crazy looking the rest of the year, he shaved the pedo mustache (which he grew specifically for the prank, apparently), dressed better, stopped making his eye twitch, I have to admit, it was a good prank, even if I was terrified of being murdered for a day or two. -- Hosting provided by SoundOn