Ep. 12- It's My Birthday, I'll Do Coke If I Want To

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into a few hot takes going on inside and outside of the Bravo-verse with a little Kimye update, new Bravo shows coming to our screens, and who is leaving the Bravo-Chat Room.. we will happily take her place! Next we jump into the RHOD cast trip with the girls heading down to Austin in a rock star tour bus and end up at the most badass house on Lake Austin. Did we try to see if we could rent it? Yes.. is it in our price range? Of course not! We get a game of chicken shit bingo that is the perfect appetizer to a shit show of a dinner with Kary and D'andras friendship continuing to fall a part.  Nothing good comes out of eavesdropping, but how can one resist! Then, the show all bravo fans have been waiting for, the season premiere of RHONJ coming to save us from the mess RHOC made us endure and it did not disappoint. Who doesn't love when an episodes starts in the middle of a fight and goes into a "3 days earlier"... That almost guarantees we are in for something good (unless is RHOBH then you know they have nothing).. We start with Evans birthday where Tre drops a bomb that will clearly will be talked about the rest of the season, and finish with a blow out between Tre and Jackie... its required watching! We finish this week with RHOSLC Reunion 2 where Mary and Jen have many contradictions to their story lines this season and Weather Heather continues her crusade against Lisa... Also, Meredith who? This disengaged queen disengaged from appearing in the reunion it seems but hey she's staying on brand right? Lastly, we could resist doing a little Birthday Shot for Chase, so out came the Shotski! Cheers to everyone having a great week!