1-800 SLOOTS: Revenge Boob Job

I’m giving 1-800 SLOOTS the serious attention it deserves and taking your calls from a VERY special dial up phone (vintage from Argentina IF you even care…) These are my favorite videos to record right now because you sloots are that good. Mind in the gutter with your boss? Faking a British accent? Love the beach but stuck in cow-town? This episode is for you. Also, don’t worry I fill you in on the Great Gatsby party (hint: it’s similar to my Lana Del Rey at Coachella story, if you know you know.) Enjoy sloots! Keep calling ; ) To be featured on the next 1-800 SLOOTS, leave a voicemail at +19295654836