Minute 010: In Case of FIRE

GUEST HOSTS: Jeremy Sternhagen and Tyson Ferris Manchek pulls a key out of his pocket, and walks toward a door marked “EMERGENCY ONLY.” He enters a small room and turns on the overhead light. Looking at the key’s fob, a tag says “In case of FIRE, Notify Division 21 Emergency Only.” Manchek inserts the key in a wall phone and picks up the receiver. He dials eight numbers on the rotary phone. Electronic noises are heard, and then a voice comes on the speaker. “This is a recording,” says the voice. “State your name and your message, and hang up.” “Major Arthur Manchek, Scoop Mission Control A-12,” says Manchek. “I recommend calling a Wildfire Alert. We have evidence here on film of unnatural death caused by Scoop Seven returning to Earth. Time check: zero one four seven, inclusive.” He looks at the receiver. More machine noises are heard from the phone. He hangs up the phone. A teletype machine begins printing on screen: TOP SECRETMESSAGE FOLLOWSASWILDFIRE ALERT HAS BEEN CALLEDPRESS BLACKOUTPOTENTIAL DIRECTIVE 7-12