210. The Last Suckle

September is here and that means that your dreams are about to die.... again. The Road Safety World Series is here and we're cooing about Sachin sitting in 1A while Watto's stable base makes us feel like Australia should win this meaningless tournament. Tim David will debut for Australia this week after he gives us some serious ASMR in the nets. Ben Horne is on the show to discuss another rival Indian league popping up to take away international cricket's best players. England are in Pakistan for the first time in 17 years, but what's Alex Hales like as a bloke? Rachel Haynes retires from international cricket after winning it all and then feeling nothing. #AskTGC ponders whether you can be good at something you've never done and a disturbing dream about Pezza in the urinals. Huge news: TGC now has kit! Get TGC hoodies, t-shirts, caps, and bucket hats at our brand spanking new website: gradecricketer.com/shop. Sign up to Patreon for a 10% or 20% discount using a special code at patreon.com/gradecricketer This episode is brought to you by Budgy Smuggler. You can get free shipping on your order by using the code 'CHAMP' at https://www.budgysmuggler.com.au Are you TGCs representative for Budgy Smuggler’s Ordinary Rig competition? If you are, we want to see you (online).  How Do I Enter? ·      Simply enter a photo of you (or a mate) in a pair of smugglers with #OrdinaryRigAus & @budgysmuggler    ·      Photos should show some character / put a bit of a smile on the judges. ·      Bonus points for Likes / Shares on social media ·      Entries Close 5pm Thursday September 29th.  Check out our Patreon for exclusive content every single week at https://www.patreon.com/gradecricketer including #AskTGC Fridays and the exclusive audio from all of our YouTube videos.  The team at T20 Stars are the most innovative cricket kit wranglers in the business, and they’re offering a 15% discount on all T20 Stars bats, balls and protective wear - simply use the code TGC15 at t20stars.com If you’re interested in the Merv’s Masters Tour, head to cricketcoaching.com.au for more info, and mention TGC when you email them for a free baggy green when you join the tour. The boys are of course dressed by Budgy Smuggler, too (in some way, shape or form). You can follow The Grade Cricketer on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter: https://www.facebook.com/gradecricketer https://www.instagram.com/thegradecricketer/ https://twitter.com/gradecricketerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.