S2 Ep27: The One That Starts With A Big-Boned Wh@re

Carmen and John have a lot of first world problems and they discuss them all and get tired out in that first world suffering way. ALSO: The duo buries the headline: Carmen has a very special upcoming interview with a hint: big time network channel. Oh, man, you know they talk about that for a bit. Did you know John got a big bite and it wasn't from Carmen? Well, you're gonna wanna hear about that, boy howdy! The duo then continues to talk doctors, ERs, chalky drinks, and generous landlords. The whole shebang is book-ended by one big ol' whore you won't soon forget, but will try hard to.