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Once we have been decended, and innosense is ost; Far outside of the indgom of Scencia at Heaven's Gates, To infinity and beyond, we will all forget one another… PREVIOUSLY, on… Wait, what is this? Whatever it is. “it Is In his heyday, the cosmic avenger uses his priority status as a SNL series regular to put his newfound powers to work by successfully shapeshiftingnjnto each guest host's body during the live broadcast; thus creating infinite portals and wormholes through various dimension and cavalcades between space and time Shit. [The counter attack Mover the counter attack Over the hill and into your memory Simple the end of the template For temple, stuff from resentment Impractical actually contracted False flagged, black balled and gagged Black box, canticles Catnip for facts, Obstacles, Abstract acid fasts Fantastic, fur tan lines And so futuristic for fans Scripted, this entry is Limited, click bait resentments Jesus is— Fanstastic, actually Magic tricks vs imagination Instagram, leave it to the —Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. THIS IS A WHATTHEFUCK. WTF. And this — [Tina Fey, but cuter] TINA FEY (actual) What does that mean?? is a whatever. *|* [whatever.] Ugh, this is gonna take forever- Lights up on Washington Heights Up at the break of day I wake up —and it must be a different day Cause I'm above in the Bronx It fuckin sucks I got a lot to discuss Hop on this bus Down on my luck In uptown Los Angrle's time's up I'm square now You scared now? Fire like Smoky the bear now Smoked salmon, Damn I'm sweating my hair out Scary out there, scout! Order of the Phoenix Is out of order now So sort out the books For storyboard albums It's occult clsssic Without all the Bells and whistles Silence a pistol To spit thru your window To split you Sentimental It's just a mental indiscretion Judas escariot Scary isn't it Monsters and fairytale business Many mouses And Minnie ripperton Sympathies, really For mentioning It's just My attention Is Getting Shorter Than These sentences Or Skrillex is Haha The methods were devious? Me? Made enemy out of man But is envious of I genius indegenous intentions With this sacraments Exactly what it isn't: Sacrificial ASDyQA{D”O*asf'oaISHf'oasKhf'aosUfh' omg . where's he from. aDAHSIDUHASODIHSAO”DIJed;saigbd;asidhaosidjw;odis I'm leaving now.. Aisudhasiudhaisudhiusa ***hawcks loogie, spits*** Ugh. “I _ NY” Avaurlia is the High Goddess of Wisdom and Truth Telling—in the lower-quadrants of the palace in which she presides, she awaits the arrival of the fabled traveler to which the entirety of the palace belongs— EVA LONGORIA, an earthly counterpart, is an accomplished actress, producer, and philanthropist— she abruptly inserts herself into the world of the festival project, after a mysterious series of syncronocities leads her to obsessively explore the meanings behind the occurrences—after which, she is approached by a deeply insulated organization—also mysteriously, but which presents itself with somewhat familiarity, taking EVA quickly into a ceremonial indoctrination into the higher realms, which will allow the actress access to this multidimensionality, expanding the collective consciousness and allowing communitarian with all alternate selves, specifically the higher self, and travel within the realms and worlds within the various planes in which MEANWHILE, Ugh. Farro. …Your Majesty. I need help. Don't burden me with your woes. I beg your pardon? No, don't beg. —and we're back! Oh, come on; I don't even like Zoolander! Come on! What's my name? Zoolander! No, my actual name— ZOOLANDER. —- Zac Efron is the secret president of his own High School Musical fan club, subreddits, and subsequent subreddits. What?! I'm allowed to like my own movies! *creepy fangirl high school musical alter— Ahem. Not this much. Don't check the— ILLUMINA— Fuck that My phone makes calls with the Cellular turned off now How about that Damn You, too, shall soon all be forgotten. *squinting drunkenly* I hate her now. *sipping liquor* she is evil. “My Imaginary Friend” In his heyday, the cosmic avenger uses his priority status as a SNL series regular to put his newfound powers to work by successfully shapeshiftingnjnto each guest host's body during the live broadcast; thus creating infinite portals and wormholes through various dimension and cavalcades between space and time Shit. The counter attack Mover the counter attack Over the hill and into your memory Simple the end of the template For temple, stuff from resentment Impractical actually contracted False flagged, black balled and gagged Black box, canticles Catnip for facts, Obstacles, Abstract acid fasts Fantastic, fur tan lines And so futuristic for fans Scripted, this entry is Limited, click bait resentments Jesus is— Fanstastic, actually Magic tricks vs imagination Instagram, leave it to the Oh My God. I love The Yeah Yeah Yeahs! Yeah, uh, ok. *..* *panics* 0.0 *. * oh … *takes massive bong rip* *almost ghosts it* *nvm huge clouzdz* …noooo. hey. sup. Has anyone seen– Whatsup? [beat] Has anybody seen, like, a cyclops. THE CYCLOPS Dissappears after Jesse AKA SUBTRONICS CUT TO: BEFORE FUCK WHAT WAS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA laughing out loud in infinite dimensions HA– Nvm JIMMY FALLON [explitive] ‘The Lolipop Guild” This better be easier to get into than the writer's guild. –or the actor's guild– Or the Academy. Why on EARTH would you want to be in The Academy? Because, Uh, ARTS. Oh yeah, huh Besides ,it's on EARTh I guess so And, of course NOMINATIONS: S– No. You didn't even let me finish NOMINATIONS IN TIS CATEGORY ARE SK– NO. YOU DIDN'T Lol swing vote. ….get it? TIMMY *Whippet* hah–*dies. MEANWHILE, at the infinite SHould we help him Haha probably YO, WHERE'S MY CYCLOPS AT?! *literally blowing out clouds and fire * FUUUUUUUUCK A MYSTERIOUS INDIVIDUAL ASSUMED TO BE “THE NOTORIOUS SUPACREE” has dropped the humankind most sought after and coveted treasure from the top of the entertainment capital of the world– The Hollywood Sign?! NO, LIZ LEMON IT'S THE ROCK! IT'S HeRE. LET US GO WE SHAL GOOOOOOOO GOOOOSASHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS BIGGIE LLOOK JUST LET ME RIDE WITCHALL, AIGHT? Nah, man. Wtf. MEANWHILE Uh What happened. I don't know. [THE HELLAVATOR HAS STOPPED. ] Oh shit, this is the part. [AS it turns out, each time the bass is dropped, the amethyst disappears to an entirely separate dimension…] WEll, that's ok. HOw many times could that possibly happen, right? This is the only possible way to combat overpopulation! YOU CAN'T JUST BASS JUMP THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO A SEPERATE DIMENSION. BEFORE: THE CYCLOPS | | _ *shrugs* hits bong THE CYCLOPS SUBTRONICS. 0 0 … S MEANWHILE, AT THE INFINITE RAVE [HELL'S SIDE] CAN'T. STOP. DANCING AAAAAyayayaAAAAA AAHAHAHHHH WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP. Right WE GOT HER. “IT” Or like “the??” WHATEVER. SHE'S AT THE ROCK [The Amethyst hovers, glowing just at reach] Oh. THE ROCK! yikes. [ALL ELEVATORS HAVE stopped . Uh oh. well , that can't be good. I hope nobody's late! DISSAPPEARED. [NYFD marvels at the completely hollow elevator shaft] THE MAYOR *.* MEDIA …how should we spin this. I've got it SACRE BLUR!!! LE*GASP* LE SOLAR DEL SOLEIL! GASPING FRENCHLY SACRE BLUR SACRE THE NMINATIONS IN THIS CATEGORY ARE NO. NO SKRILLEX. YOu're not even in the aademy. I am the academy I own the academy SUPER JEWISH ACCOUNTANT Shruggning, but jewish She's right Where's the director Almost here. SAM WHAT CAT YOU ARE NOT IN THIS SHOW! SAM I OBVIOUSLY AM, THOUGH. NO, YOU'RE FIRED. NO, I QUIT. Oh shit, I literally forgot about that show ARIANA breaking 4th wall No, you didn't. Ū Or at least, I didn't. THERE SHE IS: GET HER I'M NOT FINISHED WITH MY ONION RINGS JEANETTE MCCURDED YOU PICKED DAN SHNIEDER OVER ME?! WE HAD TO ! WE DID THE GOOD BURGER THING ED finds THE AMETHYST in his In his what I don't know. Something ED –WOAH– –heh KEENAN NO. WHAT . NO. I herd about you little TV-Voodoo–whatchacalit Less stereotypically negro spiritual NO MORE OF THAT Ya'll need jesus, I do't know what is goin on over there at the rock, You got the Illuminati, The CIA Whatever that is. [Skrillex] –Which, At this ppoint, could literally mean [Anything.] Or [Anyone] (But, really it's just technically) JIMMY FALLON(is), now though somewhat closer to ground level Way too lazy to format right now… SKRILLEX! ()™ Fucku AHAHA JIMMY FALLON THIS FLYING FUCKIN KITE IS A BREEZE FOR ME YOU WILL NEVER COME DOWN!!!! AHAHAHA I WILL COME DOWN YOU WILL NOT COME DOWN I WILL COME DOWN YOU WILL NOT (I Guarantee, Jimmy Falon, that you will not come down.) I WILL COME DOWN! AND WHEN I DO COME DOWN! I WILL D BATTLE YOU AND ROCKSTAR BATTLE YOU AND ACTOR/COMEDIAN BATTLE YOU! AND I WILL WIN WHEN I DO COME DOWN CAUSE I WILL COME DOWN CHRISTOPHER NOLAN HELLO?! I AM A TIME TRAVELER, TRAPPED IN A FILm This is actually a tragic situation. Ya that situation is tragic over there. GOD I love manhattan it's So phallic. . KEENAN has just borroed ROCKAFELLER PLAZA's employee time machine to find Jimmy Fallow; It is the 2010's (or like, before that, cause everybody's ancient af now) right . KEENAN JIMMY! COME ON! JIMMY FALLs ON Oof KEENAN C'MON! LET'S GO! We are LIVE in 10! llike TEN YEARS AGO, Literally what . who are you I don't have time for your gallivanting nonchalonce! [he, by the way, ha aged considerably since BEFORE: KITE: FLOOF {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © —what it is.” -God. <3 (s) -Ū.