67: Ninja Terminator (1986)

Our first ever Turkey Month kicks off the only way it possibly could: with a z-grade ninjasploitation movie Frankensteined together out of two different movies. We are of course talking about the "great" Godfrey Ho's Ninja Terminator! CHAPTERS: (00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 67: Ninja Terminator (1986) (00:01:16) - Intro. (00:03:59) - Dealing with any pertinent questions up top, and discussion of the '80s ninja boom. (00:08:15) - A brief history of Godfrey Ho, a scam king. (00:16:38) - Poor Richard Harrison. (00:18:34) - Talking about the various ways to watch this movie (and how they're all broken in different ways). (00:20:09) - The rampant use of stolen music. (00:22:30) - Alex tries to John Moschitta his way through a LOT of ninja movie titles. (00:25:50) - The set-up for the movie (such as it is). (00:30:56) - We've established our ninja movie, now let's introduce a completely different movie. (00:33:29) - Break! (00:33:46) - We're back, and we're trying to figure out who is being mourned here. (00:37:23) - Who is working for who and who the hell is sending robots. (00:42:42) - We may have broken Brad. (00:47:46) - Trying to pick apart how exactly Jaguar escapes. (00:52:03) - Some of these fights aren't bad. They aren't the ones they shot for this actual movie. (00:55:08) - Bopping around various memorable moments. (01:04:32) - Brad is very disappointed in the filmmakers. And trying to figure out what Jaguar's movie was originally about. (01:11:27) - Here's your ninja slop, pigs. (01:17:53) - Final thoughts. (01:23:03) - Outro.