015 Doctor Who (The Krotons)

I tried to come up with something for this one that didn't resort to using a joke about soup…I failed. "Doctor, Doctor, there's a giant crystalline monster with a funny voice in my soup!" "Don't you mean waiter?" "No, no. It's definitely a giant crystalline monster with a funny voice" Bu-dum! Tsh! Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen, we're here all week. Don't forget to tip your Kroton