104 Doctor Who (The Pirate Planet)

…Rancid vinegar lampshade! No, er Retro vaulting ladder? Arrgh! Anyway, erm yes the first key was a bit of green snot, and well done for finding that one by the way, I don't even want to know what you went through to find it. The second key is guarded by a lot of blokes wearing vomit yellow with a tendency to dial their Counselor Troi impressions up to 11. You’ll have to go to an evil fancy dress party on a mountain with a nurse, a pirate and on old queen, but if you can get through that then you need to look for a pebble on a planet that isn’t there. Good luck. And watch out for bird poo.