119: Like a Roomba

Sign up for our NEWSLETTER HELLO NED DISCOUNT CODE JOY for 21% OFF the month of March! www.joyandclaire.com Girls Gone Wod email: [email protected] Instagram: joyandclaire_ This is Joy & Claire Episode 119: Like a Roomba Episode Date: March 24, 2022 Transcription Completed: April 29, 2022 Audio Length: 49:47 minutes  Joy: Hey guys, this is Joy. Claire: And this is Claire. Joy: Welcome back to another episode of us talking to you. Claire: I just did a little [sings a jingle]. That’s a thing. It’s called something. It’s not a perfect fifth. Perfect is CBS. NBC, tone, name.  Joy: Yeah, I think that’s [singsong voice] NBC.  Claire: It isn’t, but anyway. Joy: The peacock.  Claire: It is. Joy: Well, we’re recording this way earlier than we normally record our episodes. Just so you guys know, we normally record on Monday or Tuesday the week of the release of the episode. But we’re recording this one early because Claire is going on spring break. Claire: Spring break, woo! Joy: Party! Claire: Just imagine me flashing you, except when I’m flashing you I’m wearing a base layer. Joy: [laughing] Claire: Because that’s where I’m going on spring break. I’m going skiing. Joy: It just reminds me of MTV spring break days. That was the goal.  Claire: No, I’m thinking of Kitty from Arrested Development.  Joy: Oh, absolutely.  Claire: “There will absolutely be a margarita in my mouth!” Joy: God, Judy Greer.  Claire: “Yes, there will.” She was such a good character. Joy: Such a good character. “Saved by these, Michael.” [laughing] And if you don’t know what we’re talking about, I’m not going to explain it. You’re just going to have to watch it. Claire: You’re just going to have to watch Arrested Development. Arrested Development is the only show that I felt like lived up to the hype after I got into it. I hate shows where people are like, “You’ve just got to get into it.” Arrested Development is the only show where I actually really stuck it out for the first couple of episodes and was like, oh, okay, I get it now.  Joy: God, it’s so good. So good. So spring break, party time. MTV spring break lives in my mind as the place that I wanted to go. But I wasn’t really cool enough. Actually, I wouldn’t say cool enough. Let me think how to say this PC. I wasn’t like… Claire: I wasn’t like hot girl summer. Joy: Yes, thank you. I don’t want to use the word slutty because whatever, slutty is fine.  Claire: I was not like hot girl summer. Joy: I really wasn’t. I wasn’t that.