66: Talkin’ More Crossfit

Colorado’s mega snow storm, The Crossfit Open, Missing Crossfit, Joe Rogan and Mat Fraser episode, part II Meghan and Oprah interview, celebrity culture, Netflix Marriage and Mortgage, and a quick listener Q&A. Morning Chalk Up Article www.joyandclaire.com email: [email protected] instagram: joyandclaire_ This is Joy & Claire Episode 66: Talkin’ More Crossfit Episode Date: March 18, 2021, 2020 Audio Length: 52:58 minutes  Joy: Hey guys, this is Joy. Claire: And this is Claire.  Joy: [laughing] This is Joy and Claire. Claire: Got a little phlegm. Let me tell you why I have phlegm.  Joy: Why? Claire: It’s because I just ate half a bag of potato chips. And half way through the bag of potato chips, I was like, you know what this needs. To be dipped in cream cheese. Joy: Oh no. I’ve made that mistake so many times before. When I was eating dairy and I would log on, and I’d be like, gosh dang it. I just had Greek yogurt. And I’d be so phlegmy the entire conversation. Claire: Yeah. So I just ate a not insignificant amount of cream cheese atop Ruffles. I haven’t bought Ruffles potato chips –  Joy: “Ruffles have ridges.” Claire: “Ruffles have ridges.” I haven’t had those potato chips – if you guys have any idea… I feel like most of you will know what commercial we’re talking about. Joy: You really should. Claire: You guys aren’t that young. Sorry. Joy: [laughing] You guys are old. Claire: You guys are old like us, it’s fine. Our au pair’s friend came over this weekend. They’re both vaccinated. I feel the need to make a disclaimer about everything. Joy: Right, right, you have to explain everything. Claire: This is the same friend I refer to who’s been in our bubble this whole time. And she brought over this giant, giant bag of Ruffles. And she left them here, and so I was just eating some and I’m like, “This needs to be dipped in some cream cheese.” So I just shoved them in my mouth. Don’t regret it at all except that now I’m feeling just a little phlegmy.  Joy: Yeah, no regrets. Claire: So I have my La Croix, which we’ve also learned from experience can make me burpy on the podcast. Joy: You just ate all the wrong things right before recording. So you don’t drink fizzy water or else you burp the whole time. And you don’t diary or else – Claire: You don’t eat thick dairy because it coats your larynx. Joy: I’m just going to have to do so much editing. Claire: I don’t know. I think you should leave it in for ambiance. Joy: You know what, we should. I edit so many coughs and sniffles and just human noises. What if we just were our raw selves? #nomakeup Claire: You guys don’t even know how gross it sounds to be four inches away from someone’s face for an hour. It’s gross. Sorry. Joy: So let’s talk real quick about the weather because that’s all we have to talk about in quarantine.