87: Crossfit Games 2021

Claire recaps her trip to Madison, WI attending the 2021 Crossfit Games! Alfredo Frontier Airlines (Fact check/correction, he’s a comedian not a flight attendant) Meraki Run Club EAT TO EVOLVE DISCOUNT CODE JOYCLAIRE15 www.joyandclaire.com email: [email protected] instagram: joyandclaire_ This is Joy & Claire Episode 87: Crossfit Games 2021 Episode Date: August 12, 2021 Transcription Completed: August 15, 2021 Audio Length: 42:18 minutes  Joy: Hey guys, this is Joy. Claire: And this is Claire. Joy: And this is Joy and Claire. Joy and Claire: Hi. Claire: Welcome to the second week of August, which is crazy. Time goes marching on. Joy: Time goes marching on. Claire: I was at a coffee shop yesterday eating croissants, which I love. Joy: And every time you say “croissants,” you know what I want to say. Claire: [French accent] Croi-ssant. John Hay. If you guys don’t know that story, the quick story is that my dad won’t say [pronounced with hard “t”] croissant and will only say [French accent] croissant. One time we were at Burger King, and he tried to order a [French accent] croissan’wich, and the guy was like, “What?” It was a classic John Hay moment. Joy: Would you please not try to be a Frenchman right now?  Claire: Yeah, please dad. Now is not the time. We know. We know that you know how to pronounce it. Joy: We know that you know French. Claire: You have made your point. Please proceed with your [pronounced with a hard “t”] croissan’wich. Joy: So you were having a croissant. Yes. Claire: And this family was sitting at the coffee shop. I’m on the coffee shop patio, and this family was behind us. They were talking to their 5-year-old. The dad said, “Yeah, Christmas is only four months away.” And I was like, you shut your whore mouth. Joy: Well you know what, I was so angry two weeks ago, so that would be not even August. I was in Costco, and they had kid Halloween costumes. Scott and I walked up, and I was like, “No, I’m not ready.” And they already have the mums out, which I’m like it’s too early. They’re going to get fried if you put a mum out right now.  Claire: Yeah, no. Joy: Don’t buy your mums right now. Costco, please stop mum-quishing. I see the mums, and I want the mums, but they’re going to die if I buy them. Because they’re so pretty inside, but I’m like, how do these survive? It’s just way too early. I know that sounds so cliche of me to be like, “It’s already August?” But I just feel like every year they start bringing out the Halloween costumes or the Christmas decorations so early. What is the rush? What is the rush? Claire: Guess what time it is? School supply time. Joy: I love this time of year. I love going through Target and seeing all the school supplies, and I live vicariously through all the families shopping.