Survival Mode

A late 20's self-proclaimed "relatively hot" woman with a background in biochemistry and epidemiology. The type of person who is so aware of the response to their presence, they personally enjoy mutilating the egos of men at her whim (never unjustly, to be clear). A self-aware "narcissist" (literally any woman very comfortable with prioritizing THEMSELVES in THEIR own life) just trying to creatively express my anxiety whilst also attempting to monetize my voice (unlike that idiotic mermaid) and the voices of those around me to normalize conversation. All under the satirical comedic fall back that "it's a joke!" whenever I go a little too far.